What Your SPACIES Sticker Selection Says About You

they're very heheh hahaha but also quite smarty pants and perhaps, dare we say, inspiring?

Sep 27, 2024

Hear ye, hear ye, SPACIES lore stickers have finally touched down in the material realm.

Inspired by learnings from our artist interviews, the Universal Laws of SPACIES, and the terrors and delights that stalk the 16 creative archetypes, we created seven new stickers to thrill and entertain you.

When I showed my mom our latest creation, she said, “Don’t put a bumper sticker on your car it will lower your resale value.” Touché, Chris. Sometimes critics have a point.

So if you’re worried about preserving the potential resale value of your vehicle, may I suggest any of the following as excellent places to park any of the above stickers.

STICKER PLACEMENT IDEAS

Water bottle or tumbler
Journals, books, planners (boooo) (lol jk), binders
iPad, Kindle, iPhone case
Laptop or desktop monitor
Bulletin board or IRL mood board
Desk table top
Mirrors
Fridge or mini fridge
Tool box
Lunch box
Sewing machine, typewriter, other quaint but useful machine
Scrapbooks or memory books (hey, Martina Calvi!)
Car *window*
Into a card to send to a friend
Anywhere that could use a little infusion of creative whimsy on your morning walk

example: bumper sticker on my studio office door, which might be a problem for my landlord but is definitely not a problem for meeeee

Truly, opportunities abound. The real question is… which one are you buying for yourself, and which one are you getting as a little ilsym treat for your bestie?

We deeply relate to the tyranny of choice, so keep scrolling for a bumper sticker field guide to help you choose which vinyl identity marker is up your alley.

THIS CAR CLIMBED INTO THE VOID

A statement that says:

I’d consider myself Northeastern
I’ve probably been to hell and back
You should be a little scared of me but kind of in a sexy way?

HONK IF YOU’RE PLAGUED BY CONCEPTS

For anyone who would’ve been prescribed a seasonal stay in an oceanfront town to “take in the sea air" as a cure for melancholy, hysteria, or menstrual problems in the 1800s.

Or if you have ADHD.

KEEP HONKING! I’M LISTENING TO JOHN CAGE’S CONCEPTUAL MASTERPIECE 4’3”

Brings a sort of “I’m breezy but also learned and avant garde” vibe to the function. You fold words like uncouth and jejune effortlessly into IRL conversations, not a single stutter detected.

DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL…

If you’re like the Princess and the Pea if she had a morning routine, this is the sticker for you.

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A WAVE OF CREATIVE INSPIRATION

You have Scorpio placements or an allergy to boring things.

INCREASING MY FAILURE TOLERANCE

Every once in a while your perfectionist tendencies threaten to consume your entire being, but you’re admirably fighting the good fight and need a tiny reminder every so often that your bravery in chasing failure and collecting mistakes will ultimately lead to a more rewarding and satisfying life. VITA!